Kennedy, your food's getting cold.
Just one sec, ma.
Let me finish this level.
Fuck yeah, high score!
What is up, my Awkward Turtles.
Unlike most other animation channels on YouTube recently, I'm not afraid to cuss and talk
about very inappropriate topics.
Clearly.
That's probably why my last animated video got essentially no views.
Why do I bring this up?
First of all, the remind you to share my shit!
Please and thank you.
But secondly and more importantly, to segue into today's topic: Tinder - the Video Game.
What is Tinder?
Well, Tinder is what the kids call a dating app.
You download it on your phone, log in through Facebook, and proceed to swipe right on strangers
you want to fuck, swipe up for strangers you really want to fuck, and swipe left on people
you can't even be bothered to get to know before you fuck.
Generations of courting a potential lover for years devolved to a mindless twitch of
a thumb.
Shit, I wanted to screw him!
A plus for the ingenuity and evolution of our species, just...
Absolutely astonishing.
Let's be honest, market it however you want, but people only use Tinder to hook up with
someone.
Hey, I'm not judging.
I actually praise the people who use it.
All Tinder does is streamline the process of dating.
Why go to a bar when you can meet your next sexual partner with zero effort, and debate
whose place you're going to fuck at.
Good for you bitch, get your half-assed orgasm on!
Mmmm!
Okay Kennedy, but why is this called "Tinder - the Video Game."
I thought this was a porno app.
Calm your balls, ya nasty.
I was getting to that.
No this video isn't a porno app, oh, oh, okay.
See ya.
For those of you that aren't on the internet just to masturbate, unlike everyone else who
uses Tinder with the implicit motivation to have sex, I use Tinder like a video game.
Wait, why?
Exactly.
No I seriously don't have a good answer for you, I don't know why.
It could be because I'm socially awkward, haven't had a social life since the age of
11, and spend my two hours of spare time every night in my bedroom making YouTube videos.
There's always that.
But, jokes aside, let's go deeper.
Let's actually open up the Book of Life, and do a deep character analysis of my personality.
I was talking to my home girl Vicky the other day, and we were discussing our seeming inability
to form healthy relationships with the opposite sex, you know, as you do, and I started talking
about how while I want to be the type of person to sleep around with no emotional attachment
and no consequences, I'm still a virgin because I know I'm not that person.
But I still do fantasize about being "promiscuous," hence, Tinder.
Or I just like looking at sexy people but don't have the courage to send the first message.
I just talked about why I use Tinder like a video game.
Now let me instruct you on how to play the game so you can play at home.
Like I mentioned before, you can play even if you're in a serious relationship, just
don't blame me when your paramour dumps your ass.
You have only yourself to blame.
Enough with all that, here's the non-official instructions for how to play Tinder - the
Video Game.
Rule #1 - Upload the Sexiest Images of Yo-self.
No dick pics!
Rule #2 - Set Up Your Profile.
But don't be you.
Sound like a much, much, MUCH better version of yourself.
Rule #3 - Optimize Your Preferences.
You want to get the most matches in the least amount of time and with no effort.
Rule #4 - Happy Swiping!
Shouldn't I click on their profiles?
Not if you wanna win, loser.
How do you win?
I'm sorry, how do you what now?
You said this was a game, how do you win?
Umm...
There really isn't a way to win this game, but that's the point.
I'm not trying to hook up with someone.
I just want to judge people on their appearance in a socially acceptable manner.
Don't get me wrong, I think you can and should feel confident in the way you look no matter
what body you have.
But let's not lie to each other.
Some people are just more attractive than others.
Take me for example, mmm!
I look like a foot, as my sister would say.
But I still strut around like I'm the shit, because I am!
Still, damn!
There are some fine ass people on Tinder!
This is an animation so I get more end screen time.
Thank you so much for watching this video, I've been working all month on it.
Click that subscribe button and please share these videos cause that means so much to me.
Let me know if there's any animations you would like me to make in the future, or if
there's any just regular types of videos that you would like me to make, any questions you
would like me to answer, anything like that.
Let me know in the comments down below, have you ever used Tinder before?
Do you use it like a game like I do?
Or do you actually hook up with people on it, if you feel like sharing those details,
you can leave them in the comments down below, or tweet me @MissKennedyErin.
With dating apps in general, like I use them just to look at the attractive people but
I'm too nervous to actually reach out to anybody because, like I explained in the video, I
know I'm not that type of person.
Okay, I don't talk to people in person if I meet them in person.
Let alone in dating apps.
So...
This is why I got a YouTube channel instead of actually hanging out with people in person.
As far as animation goes, I'm really starting to get into it.
I've been subscribing to a lot of animation channels lately.
But a lot of them are like "family-friendly," and I get it, like that's more "advertiser-friendly."
I cussed a lot in this video, the video's about Tinder, uh and sex with strangers cause
that's what Tinder's about, so...
Maybe I'm trying to be known as the animator that's not family-friendly.
I don't know, I'm like the Jenna Marbles of animation.
Like she always wants to be considered a makeup guru but she really isn't.
Well I want to be considered an animator when I'm really not.
Thank you so much for watching, be sure to come back on Friday for a live stream.
I forgot to do one last week but I will this week, and as always, remember to stay awkward!
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