Waching daily Sep 8 2017

Mummy, I don't want to go, I get really bored there.

Why don't you just get the 'prasad' (holy offerings) back from the 'Narayan Katha'.

It's 'Satyanarayan Katha'. And you can't be bored at a 'pooja' (prayer meeting)

If you pray with a pure heart, God may just bless you with wisdom.

Mummy, if God had to do that, if would've done it before my exams.

-I wouldn't have to fast atleast... -The fast...

The fast you're talking about is for girls to follow, to get good husbands.

Well, okay. I just did it thrice.

Thank God for that!

Mummy, cab fare is showing 300 bucks.

Oh man, 300?

Let's do this- we'll walk to Mother Dairy and then take a rickshaw.

Guddo's place isn't that far from there. Let's go.

What?

We have to walk to Mother Dairy?

How long will the cab take to get here?

Five minutes.

Let's go.

That's it... That's it.... Stop right here.

Why'd you stop so far away, man?

Hold on, man.

The meter is showing 154.

-Do you have change for 500 bucks? -No.

-For 200? -No, Sir. I don't have change.

-For 160? -I don't have any change, sir!

Do y'all ever have change?!

Are you going to invest in a FD for 6 bucks?

A FD? It's not about the 6 bucks! Here you go!

Keep this 160 bucks!

The point is to be honest!

A person should be honest.

When you'll be eating dinner tonight, your conscience is going to prick you!

You'll be thinking about it then!

May my enemies think of you!

-I don't know why I got stuck with you! -Come on, get going!

-Leave from here. -Yes, I'm going.

-Out! -I'm going, I'm going!

I'm ashamed of even looking at you!

Foolish man!

Idiot!

Madhu!

Bobby!

Oh shit!

What are you doing here, Chotu? Don't you want to give me milk today?

Bobby!

Bobby!

<i>Bhabhi Ji</i>

Hey Chotu, did they cut your money again?

Mr. Sharma sure is a big miser!

Isn't it Chotu?

Mr. Sharma! You?

When did you arrive?

And what are you doing here?

Well, it's my house!

I'd come to surprise everyone!

Surprise?

Oh you mean it's you?

What a plan you made Mr. Sharma! I was missing you a lot!

I want to surprise everyone, but I have no idea where they've gone!

You can just call them, right?

Thank you! That's such a great suggestion.

'Cause I didn't even know I could use a phone to talk.

That I could use it to find them.

My phone got lost, man!

Oh...Is that so? That's terrible, Mr. Sharma.

Now, how will find your wife and the rest of your family?

Are you playing a game?

Mind your own business. Move away. Sit and pray!

ARE YOU PLAYING A GAME?

Didn't you have a phone?

-Or is that also... -How did you know?

It just got stolen yesterday at the ITO.

The world's such a terrible place now,

the thief took the phone away from my pocket in front of my very eyes!

-Your phone got stolen? -Yes.

-We'll use Mr. Mishra's phone. -That's absolutely impossible, Mr. Sharma.

You'll have to go to Germany to ask him for his phone.

Mr. Mishra's gone on a holiday to Germany, with family.

He's gone?

Didn't I tell you, Mr. Sharma. The real bucks are under the table.

There's nothing in this job.

Do you see how much he's enjoying after his retirement?

Bindra, you say anything at all, right? Blah, blah, blah...

Mishra didn't take any money under the table.

He was planning his retirement for a really long time.

I got him to invest in mutual funds.

That's how he's roaming the world now.

His kids study abroad, man. Only planning doesn't help much, Mr. Sharma.

Bindra, everything is possible!

If you do it in a methodical manner.

Mishra carried out an SIP on his kid's education.

The second one for a world tour and the third, to buy a car when he's back now.

It's possible with mutual funds.

All that's okay. But, which car is Mr. Mishra buying?

I mean...

If you suggest my name,

I'll get him a fantastic, A1, second-hand car with just a little commission.

Bindra! Can I look for my family?

Or do you want a commission for that also?

What are you saying, Mr. Sharma? Why would I do such a thing?

Sonu, do me another favor.

The 'mishri'(sweet) is over, go get some from Aggrarwal's store.

Okay? Go, get me some.

Listen up, get a 'rimjim'(sweet) for the priest.

Tell the store guy to sort out money with me later.

Let me play one game and then you can play the rest.

Here you go.

The office is completely changed after you left, Mr. Sharma.

Everyone's gotten busy with their lives.

Look at Mr. Kapoor for instance, he's having an affair with Mrs. Tandon.

-He's even getting a divorce. -You're wrong.

The entire society knows that Mr. Kapoor

from 204 is having a fling with Mrs. Bhatia.

You're talking about the Kapoor here and he's talking about the one at work.

Well, would you look at that. The Kapoors seem to be the same everywhere.

Listen, Chauthi Ram.

-Chaute Ram, do you have a mobile? -Yes, I do.

Give it to me, I want it.

Look Mr. Sharma, only the screen's broken.

I bought it for 8k, I won't take less than 3.

What the heck are you saying?

Mr. Sharma, I'll get it for you in 2k.

He's trying to rip you off.

-I don't want a mobile. -You just said you did, give me 2500.

Mr. Sharma, don't give him a rupee more than 1500 bucks.

-You shut up! -Hold on!

-Hold on. -He's ripping you off!

Yes, yes. I don't want the mobile. I don't want to buy it.

I only want your mobile to talk to my wife.

Oh...

Here you go. But there's credit balance in it.

Give him 100 bucks.

Go it refilled!

Shall I give him 50?

-I'll give it back to you, give him 100. -Okay, okay.

Why are you talking about giving it back...

Look at this.

It's been so long.

Is the store really far?

He's fallen looking at the 100 bucks.

I told you about giving him just 50 bucks.

And he looks like a con man!

True, I am a con man.

The only other good-hearted person beside me is 'Bajrangi Bhaijaan' in the movie.

Here you go, Mr. Sharma. I got it refilled with 10 rupees.

For 10 rupees?

Yeah, well... It cost me 20 bucks each to go and come.

And the remaining 60?

I was going to refill it with 60,

but then I remembered that my fiance asked to do it for 50 bucks.

There's 10 bucks for you to use, don't worry talk to your family.

Just give me the phone, man!

-There's just 10 bucks of credit balance. -Keep 2 bucks for me, you know why...

8, there's 8 bucks to use.

Whose number should I try?

Mom's.

Tell me.

My mom roams around with the phone on her neck, she'll answer it quickly.

-I'll dial it. -Yeah.

It's ringing

Oh yes. It is ringing!

That's okay, Mr. Sharma. I'll call Bobby.

Give it to me.

Bobby's also not answering it.

That's why I never call that nut.

He never answers his calls.

Come on, let me also use it a little.

There's 2 bucks for me also to use.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Not more than 2 bucks.

Hello, Kamla...

Hey listen, even I need to make a call!

-The balance shouldn't run out when... -Hello...

He...Hello...

Looks like we ran out of balance.

It's over?

Did you fulfill your love in 2 bucks?

You're the biggest nut!

-You're right, Mr. Sharma. -Get out!

You give me 100 bucks!

Get him out of my sight.

- I don't want to see him. - (from distance)Chauti Ram, Come upstairs!

-I'll be back. -Don't come back!

It's 8 in the night.

I couldn't surprise anyone.

Now...

I just want some food and some sleep.

I don't know about food, Mr. Sharma, but you can sure sleep.

It's the best!

Baby still doesn't use the pillow.

Bindra...

It's quite soft.

Oh, Mr. Sharma!

Mr. Sharma, please explain to your wife,

she's left the motor on again and the tank's all filled up.

Mr. Kumar is going to fine you again and you won't pay up as always.

And then you'll complain to me only.

Chauti Ram?

Why didn't you give me the house keys, if you had them all along?

You didn't ask for it, did you? You asked for the phone.

Come on now, leave. I have to lock the house.

Oh...It's your house. Here you go, your keys.

Let madam know about the motor, 'cause I don't like coming often.

Bobby, turn the radio on.

Get her to sing. Gulshan Kumar(singer) is sitting right next to you.

Bobby!

Get the gas cylinder out of the store room when we get home.

The old one is almost empty.

Mummy, I'm really tired you know.

Sonu will take it out.

Hello! You're tired?

The sweet you were licking out of the bowl is what I went and bought.

I'm much more tired than he is.

I'm not doing anything.

If that's the case, even I shouldn't be cooking when we get back, right?

Only I have to keep working, and y'all do nothing!

That's okay, right? Am I a human or a machine?

Let's just order food!

I've been craving garlic bread for such a long time now.

That's a great idea, grandma.

Make some good tea.

-Mr. Sharma... -I'll beat you up if you make bad tea.

I'll make excellent tea, Mr. Sharma.

Bobby, did you shut the door?

-Yes. -I think we're getting robbed.

What?!

Why are you staring at me? Pick that bat up!

Come on!

Who steals stuff from the kitchen?

I hope you didn't put the jewels in the rice box.

You think I'll put my jewels in the rice box?

How would I know?

Hit him hard!

If you spare him, we'll all die.

What's this? You put pepper?

Why did you put pepper?

Mr. Sharma, just try pepper tea once!

-Oh man! -Baby also has this.

-What rubbish! -Dad!

Surprise!

-My Sattu is here. -Mom!

Hug her, why are you shy?

I've been here for the past 5 hours!

Why didn't you call us?

Madhu! What are you saying?

We called you all with Chaute Ram's phone.

With Chaute Ram's phone?

Well, my phone...

It gotten stolen, I mean left behind in the rick.

And mine got stolen at the ITO, right.

Oh really?

Sonu, tell me something. When my phone was lost,

what was dad saying?

-That I'm irresponsible and carel... -Bobby!

Do you want a thrashing today or you want to be surprised tomorrow?

Tell me.

Go, order some food.

I'll go order some food.

-Get going. -He is...

Listen, tell me before you surprise us next time.

I'll cook some yummy 'mattar paneer' (peas and cottage cheese).

No, no. No more surprises!

-Come on, let's sit outside. -Come on, come on.

Why don't you try some of this tea?